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In the cartoon world, Archie is A one eyed fly that lands on the horse poo 💩 hole in order to feast. Fighting all of the other little flys to get his sacred food to bring back to his larva which was also build on by poop.
I heard all the little boys get beat up by Archie want to be him.
Archie is brunette, with blue eyes and usually has a lot of acne. He usually has a blonde gf and loves rugby. Sometimes part aboriginal and tall. He is very fit especially on the thighs. Usually hates class and is extremely overprotective of his gf.
The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.
WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.
Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.
Archie is the best person ever to exist. Don’t know where I’d be without Archie.
Someone: what’s ur opinion on Archie?
Me: my absolute favourite person to ever exist <8
A rare type of find. A diamond.
Through all the pressure Archie shines like a diamond
he just goes around calling people whores and doesn’t even know he says it
archie said ‘dumb stupid whore’