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Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

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ashton kutcher

Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

Ashton is a fag.

by Jenny July 3, 2004

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ashton kutcher

One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

Ashton Kutcher is one dumb fuck

by Idiot Paranoia June 29, 2004

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Zac Ashton

a sexy beast with a 9 inch cock
everyone loves him
gets all the bitches
W rizz
so hot

"do you know zac ashton"
"yes he gets all the bitches"
"everyone loves his 9 inch dick"

by gngwgeorge August 24, 2023


ashton sharpe

gay ass bitch who cuts people with his jawline cuz it so "sharpe".

Me: OMG its ashton Sharpe!!!
Friend: hes not that cool
Me: *back hands "friend" across the face*

by nofrillshoe69 YEET! October 19, 2017


Ashton Jones

Ashton Jones usually falls for girls that get thrown around. He is a big soccer poof who has a very good looking sister. He always thinks about the boys before himself, he is also very attractive who is usually brunette

Ashton Jones is a good friend

When Ashton Jones walks by all the guys drool

by idkwhoamiyouwillneverknow December 1, 2020


Ashton Fact

An Ashton fact is a fact where you aren't quite sure of it's truth. It could be true... but is it ?

"He told me that in the future, only 1% of English will be how it is today!" "Hmm, idk dude, sounds a bit like an ashton fact to me."

by apersonwholikeswords May 12, 2018