All Year You Can Slap Anyone’s Ass, Especially Your S/O
From January 1st to December 31st we are allowed to slap ass without any consequences
Boy : it’s slap ass year
Crush :so ?
Boy:✋🏾🍑
Same rules as whiskey slap, but you slap bare asses instead. Good for all genders, a man can whiskey slap ass a woman with no regerts...
Friend 1: Wanna play whiskey slap?
Friend 2: I don't wanna play against Carol
Friend 1: we can play whiskey slap ass...
Friend 2: Yeah! I'd whiskey slap that ass!
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National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16
Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day
September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.
“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”
Friday October 4th 2019 is national slap ass day. It is a day to be drawn into slapping butts so go out and enjoy your special day
Damn I can’t wait for National Slap Ass Day
Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!