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Asshole

An Asshole is someone who bitches and complains about everything and everyone but themselves. This also gets conflated with "being a Dick!" However a Dick is just someone who calls Assholes out on their shit.

Assholes come in varierty of intelligence level's ranging from the pathological to the profoundly gifted. However the varying degrees of Assholishness between them is spread pretty even across the board. Regardless of the strength of their argument or readily available facts involved.

Weather it's a "Fucking Asshole" "Motherfucking Asshole" or a stand alone "Asshole". An Asshole by any other name is still the same.

Dude was bitching up a storm to one of his workers about "how the garden hose gets wrapped around everything". Poor guy just got there and had nothing to do with it.

Man! That dudes an Asshole!

by IGetsPaid September 14, 2020


Asshole

A gateway to that the devil himself is trying to pry open with his own hands if you've had one bit of Taco Bells menu.

Guy 1: no one told me my asshole would be burning.
Guy 2: What'd you expect from this two hour anal session?

by TheAssholeCleanersDotcom August 2, 2022


Asshole

My Ex <3

My ex is an asshole <3

by Imisstherage_ June 8, 2021


asshole

The language spoken in the Netherlands by those born there

Hey what language is that person speaking - guy 1
Flikker op klootzak - dutch person
Oh ignore them they are just speaking asshole - guy2

by staples are tasty October 8, 2022


asshole

A person that is mean or a human body part

"Wow he's an asshole" or "Damn her asshole is puckering".

by ass hole destroyer June 15, 2022


asshole

Normally a person who is a pain in your ass 24/7

Ay you know that kid Johnny, yeah hes an asshole.

by itsyagirlgrass April 1, 2021


asshole

Any Democrat, typicaly one who doesn't keep they're mouth shut

Hillary Clinton is an asshole, and is married to an asshole

by The real God II September 21, 2007

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