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The act of one jerking off to ones self.
The other day I was jerk driving to this chick in the lane next to me.
The act of suddenly and quickly encountering an old acquaintance or friend (you may or may not remember), who you have not spoken to in a long time. However, the person greets you and speaks to you as if you have been close friends the entire time before leaving in a hurry.
Person on the street: "Hey man! How's it going? How are your classes? Are you still seeing that girl? We should hang out more. Give me a text or call me. Seriously, let's hang out later! Bye!"
You: "What the...who was that? Sheesh, I hate drive-by friendship!"
A term Canadians use to refer to light beer, as their standard beers are 5% alc/vol
Guy 1: "Are you ok to drive home?"
Canadian 1: " Yeah don't worry I've only been drinking driving beer"
When the person in the passenger seat steers the car with both hands while the driver accelerates.
Me and my girlfriend tried to goose drive, but we almost crashed into a tree as we left Rhode Island.
When a gay guy throws skittles at your window and says,"TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCHES!"
Look at that queer doing a gay drive-by!
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Your excuse for masturbating frequently.
Peter: Why do you fap 4 times everyday?
Freddie: My sex drive is high bro.
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A management style bearing the characteristics of a drive-by shooting. Typically, this involves firing off pointers at subordinates with a total lack of regard for accuracy or willingness to take personal responsibility. The manager will then make a quick getaway without accomplishing anything.
Ken got hit with drive-by management when his supervisor blew past with a coffee mug and offered his two cents.
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