Baby

A whiny creature from the spawn of hell. Most of the time crying for no particular reason.

When a baby starts crying on an airplane, good luck on your flight.

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baby

This word has more meanings.

A An infant, younger than 12 months.

B Your boyfriend/girlfriend, if you like him/her much.

C Someone acting like a little child, or a crybaby.

D A word that appears in most songs' lyrics.

A That's a cute baby!

B Hey baby, wanna go on a date?

C Stop being such a baby!

D Baby, baby, baby, ooooooooooooohohohohoh

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Baby

A very, very small and dumb kid that just poops and cries.

And gets a lot or thing and are very cute.

Baby’s*

:baby: *coo*

:somebody: OMG SO CUTE! *DIES OF CUTENESS*

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Babies

Another word for awesome or crazy, in a good way.

"That Skrillex show was babies!"
"Your new jacket is absolutely babies!"

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Not my baby baby

A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.

I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.

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Baby

what happens if you don't use contraception

Liz: *giving birth* ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Will: sigh. shouldn't have thrown away that shiny condom
Liz: MOTHERFUCKING BABY!!!!!! ARRGHHHHHHHH

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baby

Its whats for dinner;the other white meat

I eat a baby!

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