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The hairy ring around the poop hole, is usually found as a brown color
have you ever shaved your fur bagel? it feels so good!
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Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
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When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.
Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!
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A sassy bagel is otherwise known as the common household donut
Person 1: hey, whatcha got there?
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!
A Rainbow bagel is a homosexual/queer version of the breakfast item: Bagels
Yo, homesquare would you care for a rainbow bagel since you are openly queer.
Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels
Tommys dick taste like bagel nut