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- Noun
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
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When you get into a small closed in area and smoke dope until the whole area is filled with thick smoke. Popular places for this include... Your friend's shitty car, closet, upside down trash can, 8th grade girls bathroom, tent with everything zipped up, and a normal room if you have atleast an 8th bag.
"Hey you guys wanna Bake Out Tim's car tonight?"
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phrase used when someone did something completely awesome
or when something completely awesome has just been said
then you and that other person you are conversating with pound fists.
jullian's friend; "Man, i can't believe you hooked up with that girl Kirstie, dude she HELLA FIIINE!"
jullian; "i know right."
jullian's friend; "Shake and bake"
*fist pound*
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Cooking a baby in a microwave until it explodes.
Fred:What do you want for dinner?
Bob:Baked Baby
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Delicious English delicacy often bringing about flactulance issues.
From "baked" meaning baked and "beans" meaning beans.
Baked beans give me the most frightful wind
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Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.
I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"
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Some horrible, but unspecified low point in one's existence.(From a Mark Leyner novel, i believe My Cousin, My Gastrointerologist)
Guy 1: Say man, is everything OK? I heard you've been baking donuts.
Guy 2: Who told you that?!? They're lying! I can't tell you how hurt I am that you believed such an outrageous rumor.
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