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something that you yell to a father when driving by him on the street if he is bald and with his children
*drives by a father without any hair.
BALD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!
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Noun
1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.
2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.
3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.
Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.
With his bad back? How does he lift em?
Shut up James.
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A haircut imitating the one Miley Cyrus sports in the "Wrecking Ball" video, letting the outside world know that you are a target for their ridicule.
No one ever says anything about my haircuts, so I'm going to do something drastic to show them all. I'm thinking of going Wrecking Bald. i.e. Rihanna
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1) The last resort booty-call.
2) Something you continue to drive on even though it could fail at any moment.
Guy A: "Yeah, I texted all my usual booty-calls but none of them replied. I'm going to have to resort to my bald tires."
Guy B: "What? There's like a 50% chance that's going to be a massive fail."
Guy A: "I'm desperate, man. I got no other choice."
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When your barber cuts all your hair off and try to leave a little on so ya boys wont fire that ass up, but he doesnt know that they gone tax that ass anyway!
That boy over there got that bald fade with his ugly ass
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Another word for any kind of muffin
I had a blueberry bald cupcake for breakfast today.
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Phrase used when a person has shaved all the hair in their genitals. Mostly referred to women as they are seen as less hairy.
Person 1: Hey, I hooked up with him last night, I had to go bald eagle.
Person 2: Nice!
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