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Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!
I regretted going to Williams Baptist University
Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.
(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)
Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!
The name Alkimos Baptist College is a banner for people, often called “Students”
There are many groups under this banner like Eshays, snowflakes, ‘based gods’
All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.
Person 1 : god those alkimos Baptist college kids are annoying
Person 2 : don’t even get me started
Baptistes are one of a kind. Audacious, resourceful and heavenly clever Baptiste is the future of entrepreneurship. People look up to him for his ideas and for his advice when it comes to music, food and politics. Research has shown that Baptistes is the most likely to become a religious idol, a rock star or an important actor in the history of mankind. With his strong leadership personality Baptiste has all his chances to create is own country and rule over it with absolute power. Baptiste is magnificent although he is known for being addicted to sugar, sweets, wine or other life pleasures.
- Who is this sunny brilliant tall guy ?
- It's Baptiste the chosen one.
Baptiste
a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.
The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
by handlecakes October 06, 2016
Baptiste
a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.
The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
by handlecakes October 06, 2016
Baptiste is a kind person whose goal is always to share his love for people. Sometimes, his sense of humor goes beyond his kindness. But you can always trust a Baptiste when he says that he cares about your well-being. It's well-known that Baptiste are the best sex player and their pillow are always sweating love.
Wow, look at you with your Baptiste. I'm definitely jealous.
Baptiste is a person who is very sweet and he would do anything for you! He does need some time alone sometimes and when he wants you to stop you should listen because Baptiste is so unique u never find that kind of Baptiste!
He’s also the best boyfriend you could ask for, he would do anything for you , sometimes he gets a bit weird and talks abt the weirdest stuff ever but that is what makes you get a smile on your face!
Boy 1: Ew she’s so ugly
Boy 2: Omg yeah I would rather date the trashcan than her!
Baptiste: Don’t be so mean. *dates the girl*