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When you disappear from society and spend your entire life in the gym getting massive in the colder months of the year. Typically found listening to “Something In The Way” by Nirvana and lifting heavy ass weight.
Her: What happened to Gabe? I haven’t seen him in a while.
Him: Fall hit and he began his Batman Arc. He never leaves the house except to hit the gym.
The Batman appearing in "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder"
From All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder, issue 1
Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."
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An ordinary man who is battling with an extreme acid addiction, who believes he is a super hero but really he's in his rehab room wearing underwear and a pink studded belt battling with his roomate lindsey lohan or "the joker".
lindsey: ahhhh get off me you fucker
Batman: *words unable to be understood*
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When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass
Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead
To be so rich have enough money to create or buy gadgets and suits to help you fight crime or other causes.
A term used when a man has a man crush but is starting to slip into sexual curiosity.
Based on the theory of Robin's orientation and the ease in which people develop a man crush on Batman.
"I went to see The Boy from Oz and after Hugh Jackman came onto the stage, I have to say I was riding with Batman a little."
Words used in the beginning and ends of a phrase to express surprise. Originated from the popular comic book series 'batman' his faithful sidekick Robin used to say 'Holy______Batman!' perhaps when he saw a villain. Today it is commonly used for the same reason, to express shock or surprise. It is used simply by stating what you see between holy and batman, this shows that this is shocking.
Holy fire Batman! (fire in the house)
Holy wet cat in a tree Batman! (wet cat in a tree)
Holy you're wearing my snuggie Batman! (you wearing snuggie)
Holy rejection Batman! (rejected)
Holy Batman
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