A batter platter is when a guy cums on a girl's face and then antiques her. (throws flour on her face)
dude you remember that chick from last night?!
yeah man what happened?!
Dude, I batter plattered the shit out of her!!!
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The act of pulling your penis out of your partner's mouth while they're giving you a blowjob - just before climax, sticking it in their ear and shouting "Batter UP!"
"I stuck it in her ear and it was a home-run."
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When a man's come flows down to or is rubbed into his coarse pubic hair and is licked up by his partner(s).
"I heard that girl totally licked up someone's porcupine batter."
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another term for diareah aka loose shit.
after a night of drinking and smoking, mason left some cake batter in the toliet. Can also be used as a verb. Nick cake battered after a night of chinese food and wine
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slang term for female genetalia that resembles a rodent that has been kicked down an alley
"that girl i got last night took her thong off and out jumped a battered rat"
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The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.
"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
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