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bed the bone

tucking your boner into your waistband, it needs to sleep

homie 1: "yeah I need to bed the bone, it's been up all day."
homie 2: "go to a fucking doctor"

by thisisaregret July 14, 2017


Bed Head

A nickname you use for people with horrible hair in the morning

Alexander woke up and saw that he had bedhead, so he used his bed head hair product to fix it.

by Em945 September 18, 2016


starfish the bed

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.

As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.

by mantrum November 22, 2017


Bed Rat

A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.

"Tyler you look like a bed rat you fucking creep"

by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021


Bed Yoda

The act of back flipping during sex.

Oscar does Bed Yodas every night

by VinelSeason August 08, 2021


Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.

”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."

by kerb-stirer November 22, 2019


bed-table

a combination of a banana and a avocado

omg i want some bed-table for breakfast

by idontwanttowritemyname May 25, 2019