bait used to be believable

a phrase used in response to when someone tries to bait others into believing something or tries to make other people angry

troll: *something really bad*
human: bait used to be believable

queer believer

A person who is queer/ part of the LGBTQ+ community who also believes in God.

I am a queer believer and I don't know why you think all Christians hate gays.

If that's what you believe then shoot me

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.

Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"

paperclip believer

A person who base their beliefs off of believing that operation paperclip was real. Pretty much opposite of conspiracy theorists who think that the world is controlled by zion.

Person A: "Why is he so pro US government even though he calls himself a nazi?"
Him: "imma operation paperclip believer, there are nazis everywhere there since 1946"

I can't believe you looked that up

No, seriously, I'm in shock.

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?

Miss Believer

A REALLY underated song from 21 pilots, its one of the best and most calming song ive heard

"hey have you ever heard of Miss Believer?"
"uh no what's that..?"
"you should try listening that with me, ill show you!"
"sure!"