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When you get chlamydia in your anus.
Damn, I had sex with him and he slipped it in my butt and now I have to go get tested for the bert.
Term for an absolute skeezer that can’t get over a lil thottie. He tends to say very depressing things and does some bitch shit constantly for attention.
damn bruh! Quit being such a bert
He just got his heartbroken, hopefully he doesn’t become a real Bert
A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass
Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me
A fucking madlad of a bunny rabbit with no fucking limit
I fucking live Bert the nutter
Somebody that you know from Alberta
"Ryan's a bert"
"What's up, bert?"
The funniest youtuber in the world who primarily makes short Spongebob YouTube Poops. He makes the characters say different things from the original episode usually resulting in a sexual reference such as when he made Mr. Krabs say "get that suit on sailor! It's already been cummed on!" instead of the original, "it's already been paid for!", in the episode where Pearl takes over the Krusty Krab and gives them the crazy onesie uniforms where Squidward says, "rage, fury, irritation, humiliation,". That's just one hilarious example. He is a talented voice actor who gets the character's voices almost spot on and also manipulates the speeds and movements of the characters to make them look like they're saying what he wants them to say. Most of his videos have been taken down unfortunately due to Viacom saying that he was violating copyright laws. He has about 60,000 subscribers.
Squidward: "Now, repeat after me! bert's edits are so good!"
Spongebob: "bert's edits suck dick!"
Squidward: "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" (throws mirror)
An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie
"Hey look it's Bert, where is Ernie?"
"Bert have you found Ernie yet?"