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That shitty day that follows up your birthday
Chris: "Damn... my car wont start. Where are those cables?"
Karima:" hahahahaha, thats shitty."
Chris: "yeah, its a birthday hangover"
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When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.
Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
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A worst birthday is when a man ejaculates onto a woman as the stock market simultaneously crashes and the woman loses her house, causing the woman to exclaim "Whaaaat?"
It is considered rude.
Mark gave Sarah a worst birthday and everyone in town pretty much agrees now that Mark is a rude man.
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9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!
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A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.
It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!
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An expression of delight, accompanied by dancing around. Basically saying that the person in question is great, skilled, lucky, etc.
Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.
"Ooooh yeah! I just won that race! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!"
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The act of getting many people to write happy birthday on one person's facebook wall, even though its not their birthday.
Person 1: Dude, why is everyone writing happy birthday on my wall it's not even my birthday.
Person 2: Because we were birthday spamming you.
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