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Over the pants finger blasting your Uber driver.
Steve’s Uber rating went from 3.5 to 5.0 stars after he started Uber blasting all his drivers.
A micro genre originaly created by the aggressive phonk artist "blastgrid". Blast phonk is a aggressive phonk micro genre, which is basicly aggressive phonk but 100 times louder. Most popular artists in this genre are: HUSSVRX, KmS, blastgrid, MXZ+ and oaktreehill.
Yo letziu, have you listened to HUSSVRX's new blast phonk track?
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A blast wedgie is when you take off the victims panties then give them a wedgie then another person will blast the victims cheeks with a hose or a water gun
Blast wedgie: when I was a 14 years old boy my friend visited me over as I went outside my brother pulled down my panties then my friend yanked my underwear very very high he said “ those are some nice cheeks” obviously my face flushed with red then brother got a hose and sprayed my cheeks for 15 minutes my cheeks were red btw my parents were away so yea.
Taking a hit of DMT (Dimethyltryptamine), as this will be your rocket ship to the moon!
It's been a long night, time to blast off and watch the sunrise.
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Fingering a girl after eating spicy food (Wings, tabasco etc.) and accidentally forgetting to wash your hands.
The Catch is that you actually think that you're amazing due to the screaming until she tells you that it burns uncontrollably - then you do the math and figure it all out.
I accidentally Fire Blasted my girlfriend last night...
Really?
Yeah, we were sitting there after i downed a dozen pickled eggs covered in Tobasco Sauce...
Her: Ooohhhh my godddd owwww
Him: Yeah wow is right you love it
Her: No it burns
Him: Oh woops...
Her: Woops what?
Him: Never mind Baby...
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Act of taking an unusually forceful shit.
"I don't know if it was the hot wings or the meatloaf, but I seriously have to blast a load"
"Somebody blasted a load all over the place in here! Damn, that's nasty."
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1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.
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