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bleed myself dry

Basically just willing to die or harm yourself for someone

Person 1: I'd bleed myself dry for you!

Person 1's partner: aww, really babe?
Person 1: yes, now let's have sex!

by Bustao99 January 12, 2022


shut up and bleed

A term used by an irate or seriously demented individual about to perform or wishes to perform extensive bodily harm to another individual. Popularized by Sweettooth in the game Twisted Metal.

Calypso: Sweettooth, I have a proposition for you.
Sweettooth: Just SHUT UP AND BLEED bitch!!!!!!!!!!

by Alex Q February 24, 2005

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Bleed from the eyes

Used when one really doesn't want to even consider doing something, as it may cause them brain trauma. Can also be described as being more appealing than the activity they are trying to get out of.

The thought of posting my significant others name to urbandictionary with a cutesy-pootsie definition of how they are the best person ever causes me to bleed from the eyes.

by Rawrface123456 December 1, 2010

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Bleeding Heart Liberal

Bleeding Heart"A person who is considered excessively sympathetic toward those who claim to be underprivileged or exploited."

Liberal"Of, relating to, or characteristic of liberalism."

Liberalism" A political theory founded on the natural goodness of humans and the autonomy of the individual and favoring civil and political liberties, government by law with the consent of the governed, and protection from arbitrary authority."

So from this, we can gather that a "bleeding heart liberal" is an individual that aligns themselves with the Liberal party(aka left), and is particularly sympathetic to the underprivileged class. Oftentimes this phrase is misused to denote any far-left individual. Ironically, some far-leftist are anything but liberals at all, but most have some bleeding heart tenancies.

"That bleeding heart liberal jury let a rapist go with six years in an institution."

"The Governor got re-elected by pushing his bleeding heart liberal views, and got the sway vote from the lower-class."

by Vigilantism July 13, 2008

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bleeding-heart libertarian

Someone who claims to be a libertarian but believes that all manner of silly left-wing statist beliefs are an integral part of libertarianism.

Some bleeding-heart libertarian told me that "slut shaming" was the equivalent of going on a killing spree in a shopping mall and that I needed to "check my privilege."

by lawlster April 5, 2014

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my ears are bleeding

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

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Wee Wee Bleed

Menstruation, a period

"Excuse me, but when you get a moment, could you please clean up your Wee Wee bleed?"

by Sam and Cass December 9, 2008