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Blessed by Methuselah

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.

Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.

by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014


Dinner Blessing

A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.

1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."

2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."

by The Monkey Man May 11, 2013


have a bless

It's sort of like "thank you" or "cheers"

Ex: *friend sends meme* "Have a bless"

by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017


yur bless?

sum dumb shit toronto mans say

toronto man: ay gang yur bless?
civ: what the fuck are u saying bro

by jr2oppy June 7, 2023


Bless The Party

When a person is in an Xbox or PlayStation party. Even on the telephone and they proceed to go pee while on a call. (Invented by yours truly, Erikthechosenone_)

Y’all mind if I bless the party real quick?

by Erikthechosenone_ July 22, 2022


Butt Blessed

When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.

I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!

by HoHeidiHo December 27, 2018


Dr. Bless

Bless your fucking pussy

You: who the hell is Dr. Bless??
Me: Dr. Bless your fucking pussy

by luckyisavirgin June 18, 2021