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Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.
I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.
Sex from behind where you crush /melt a chocolate egg between you
I've been drinking since 12, ain't nobody getting an Easter Blessing tonight!
Complete stoner. Heartless. Will kill you under many circumstances.
He's gonna go Noah blessing on your ass!
In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.
Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.
A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.
1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."
2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."
When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.
I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!
Bless your fucking pussy
You: who the hell is Dr. Bless??
Me: Dr. Bless your fucking pussy