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In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.
Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.
A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.
1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."
2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."
When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.
I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!
Bless your fucking pussy
You: who the hell is Dr. Bless??
Me: Dr. Bless your fucking pussy
After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.
Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?
Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
An Irish term of saying like awww
If say a baby did something cute you’d be like ah bless
fella- I love you
young one- ah bless
Ghetto slang for thank you.
Them: Of course I'll like your insta pic!
You: Bless it cuz!