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When two completely straight friends haven't had sex or anything with a girl in a long time, so they relieve each others tension by giving each other a blow job, but it is only considered gay if you don't say no homo.
JW: Hey man it has been a while since I have been with a girl, so do you think you can give me a bro blow? No homo.
GC: Ya man of course I got you I mean you are my best friend and all plus you did say no homo so it's not gay.
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Wakin up with a sore jaw from giving repeated blow jobs to a large member the day before.
I could barely chew my breakfast today cuz I had a bad case of blow jaw
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Performing oral sex after doing a cinnamon challenge and eating climbing chalk.
"Duuuuddde that ratchet hoe gave me a dry blow, it was kinda painful."
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Shooting a massive load of cum.
Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm blowing a load in my girlfriends ass.
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When you can't find the fucking cocaine.
WIFE: Honey, our dog died.
HUSBAND: Where's the blow?
WIFE: This isn't funny.
HUSBAND:I said where's the fuckin blow.
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Los Angeles based hip hop organization boasting illumni such as Aceyalone, Freestyle Fellowship, Jurrassic-5, Abstract Rude, Cypher-7, Medusa, Da 5 Footaz, Customer Service, and Trenseta. Hip Hop workshops are held every Thursday night at 4343 Lemert, Los Angeles, CA.
Project Blowed is a landmark in the hip hop community.
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When you eat too much that you can’t contain what’s inside your belly.
When your stomach explodes.
Boyfriend: “Wow, you ate so much. Look at the size of your stomach!”
Girlfriend: “Ooooh-*BURP* Babe, take me to the doctor, I think I’m gonna blow!”
Kaboom!
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