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A sport invented in England. It involves two to four players, in singles or doubles format. The sport is played by having the participants defecate into a toilet at which point the ammount of splashes made are counted. It is scored like regular tennis, with 15, 30, 40 and Game being the scores, therefore four splashes are required to win. If players are unable to create a splash, a tie break is brought into session. It is typically played in lavatory block cubicles, where the splashes can easily be heard.
Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count
Dave was robbed in the Bog Tennis finals as he was made to play the final and the semi-final on the same day, however he performed stormingly in the semis, winning Game-Love.
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i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.
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When ur balls are soggy and wet.
After football practice i have bog sagets.
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To recieve a blowjob while taking a shit
Gobby - blowjob
Bog - take a shit
I copped gobby bogs last night
Fuck off you're gross
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One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.
Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.
Hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, Boys, here comes bog watcher!
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A active member of team Gilbert. A person, usually a softball player, whose actions imply that they are a B**tch of Gilb. Actions such as sucking his pierced nipple, kissing butt, or worshipping his nasty bed skillz. A dumb BOG.
That girl always has gilb over for dinner! What a BOG!
I just bought gilbys lunch... Wowww I'm totally bogging right now!
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To stare at someone while giving dirty looks as a way to intimidate or initiate a fight.
Type 1:"them boys are bogging out us"
Type 2:"I wanna have a scrap with those boys lets bog them out"
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