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Tiny, crusty green balls found in the inner corner of your eyes, usually after you wake up. They are called “eye boogers” because they are green, tiny, and appear in your eyes like how boogers appear in your nose.
When I woke up this morning, I had so many eye boogers!!! It was gross.
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Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.
"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."
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a person with the disgusting habit of picking his or her nose while visible to the public. nothing subtle about the booger miner's approach-finger(s) inserted beyond the knuckle, accompanied by much digging around. gross? nauseating? you bet!! the verb form is booger mining.
while riding the bus to work the other day, gerry looked across the aisle at the most gorgeous woman he'd ever seen. astonishing face, magnificent hair, perfect figure, and long, slender legs. he tried to avoid staring at her, fearing he'd appear to be uncivilized and boorish, so he didn't notice that she'd inserted her left pinkie finger demurely into her nostril and began vigorously grinding away. finally he could no longer resist; he had to gaze upon her again. turning toward her, he quietly said "excuse me, i don't mean to be forward, but...." and just as he was about to ask her out, she turned toward him, smiling radiantly, and said "that's alright, go ahead." to his horror, gerry learned that this woman, the embodiment of all that is desirable about the opposite sex, was, in fact, a booger miner, for she had neglected to remove her finger from her nose before answering him. dizziness overcame him as he left the bus fourteen blocks from his office just to get away from the terrible thing he'd just witnessed.
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Noun- this seems to be a self explanatory situation, but let me clarify. A booger that it is in part or in whole, bloody. Sometimes caused by excessive nose picking. Often times a hung over beligerant drunk will find that he was punched in the nose and wakes up with a bloody booger.
Socially unacceptable, except in frat' houses.
"Check it out man, I got a bloody booger! I think I'll wipe it on the sofa."
"Oh no! Oh my gosh! Bertha just snagged a bloody booger!"
"Hey, my drunk uncle got in a fight last and woke up with bloody boogers."
"I put a bloody booger on my sister-in-law's shirt"
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A booger bear is an ungroomed guy or girl that dont seem to take the time to make themselves look nice.
John always come to school looking like a booger bear, begging for dates.
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A skank from the hood that's messed with everyone in the same hood.
Yo that shorty is a hood booger
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