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crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?

Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!

by OHYESYESBABY August 22, 2023


The Boulder

A living creature disguised as a human. It originated in the Himalayan Mountains. The boulder is an immensely strong creature, able to crush objects and people with ease. Some say the boulder has the ability to roll at tremendous speeds, even on flat terrain. Stories of the boulder range far and wide, each tale different from the rest. Some say it sustains its life from the solar rays of the sun. Some say it gets all the sun it needs from Pokemon Sun. And some say that it gains its power from a most sticky and horrendous liquid, sugar water. The latest news of the boulders whereabouts and its disguise vary from each and every article. But one prominent one remains. That it hides itself in the disguise, of a stout Asain man.

Watch out, the Boulder is coming!

by The_All_Knowing_Wizard September 25, 2017


boulder bay

what the bottom of your toliet looks like after a crap.

you dropped so many rocks in the shitter, it looks like a boulder bay now.

by cythebeerguy February 2, 2016


That is a big boulder

"That is a big boulder" Is a line that Donkey from the movie "Shrek" says. Donkey is voiced by Eddie Murphy and he done an awesome job!

"Wow, that is a big boulder, I do like that boulder"

by Pop Playz December 15, 2023


Shoulder Boulders

Breast the things on women's chest I will never be able to touch :( other names

Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest

Guy sees girl walking by

Guy: *Whistles* look at those shoulder boulders!
Guy 2 : Come on man be respectful call them double D's

Guy 1 nods

by ANKI_starboy January 6, 2025


Shoulder boulders

A human breast.

"Shoulder boulders on her chest."

by Hailiqou September 14, 2024


boulder parc

A climbing gym in Scarborough that's focused solely on bouldering. Resets around a quarter of their gym walls every Friday and has named their climbing community "Parc Residents". Usually, this gym is a second home to many; some even venture for an hour or two just to feel Boulder Parc's chill and homey vibe.

My friends: Hey let's go to STC
Me: Nah, It's Friday night! I'm going to Boulder Parc to try the freshly baked sets that I saw on their IG :)

by yyz.climber November 24, 2021