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The Broccoli Game is a traditional Swedish sports game where 2 people light a piece of broccoli on fire and shove it up their respective anuses. The first person to then suck up the entire broccoli piece into their rectum is the victor.
"My rectum is still sore from last night, me and my friend played the broccoli game"
In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
Financial Broccoli is sound advice on how to keep your finances healthy. However, some might consider it something hard to digest or in poor taste.
Now, that's enough financial broccoli, let's move on to the stock market changes.
an act where you eat all the broccoli in the fucking grocery store,
your going to need t get your partner to start a fire using only the tree you cut down with your bare hands,
proceed to light a fire out doors with 13 people total, 12 all around, 1 in the middle, while the fire is lit the guy/girl will shit in the fire. creating toxic fumes that all the others will begin to smell and make them question life.
"i pulled off a broccoli cole forrest fire with the boys lat night, yeah... yeah... donny feels like shit bro"
Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli
Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side
you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas