A creeper that stares at pregnant women's bellies.
OMG, here comes Ryan, hes such a bump gazer!
Like fist bump for your wenis, aka the skin on your elbow.
Sup man! Wenis bump!
The act of 2 women criss crossing there legs and riding back and forth, or scissoring.
I walked in on the 2 whores cunt bumping.
The act of quickly ignoring an incoming phone call and sending them directly to voicemail. Usually done to a person thats calls multiple times a day.
John: Man, Steve wont stop blowing up my phone. When will he get that I dont need to talk to him 4 times a day.
Jason: What is he, your girlfriend? Bitch Bump his ass to voicemail a few times and he'll get the point that you dont want to talk to him.
A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
An extreme boost in popularity after appearing on the Colbert Report.
Toby Keith appeared on the the Colbert Report and later that week his new album was number one therefore he received the Colbert Bump.
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when two vigina's rythmicaly collide for the enjoyment of both parties.
those dyke's are just gonna go home and bump tacos
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