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Any female who has only ever had sex with one man.
Tell me about your new girlfriend?
Her name is Lisa. Blonde, looks after her figure, and best of all... delivery miles!
You lucky bastard!
the man who killed so many peoples free time, fucked so many women with 3-colum notes, literally jumped over China's Great Wall with the power of poetry and took over half of Eurasia while drinking warm milk from a suspiciously large computer bag. ALL ON A POETRY DEGREE!
Mr Miles says that you shouldn't confuse, commonly confused words, but I'm still gonna forget what the difference between effect and affect because he gives too much homework.
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insane. she is fucking hilarious !
“did u hear elizabeth miles and hutch are dating” “yeah they are soooo cute, ugh i love that lady”
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When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.
The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.
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The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.
Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000
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Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!
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Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
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In poker, four tens. Four-of-a-kind also quad tens.
"Nice flush. Forty miles." (*middle finger*)
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