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Chris and Natashlyn were fixing the cable while I was singing karaoke.
is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
Just did the Indian Jumper cables to my girl in bed last night
A duece that arrives in two or more pieces.
I just dueced a huge digital cable. However, if it wasn't digitized, it would have been a bowl wrapper it was so big.
The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
When you go to the toilet and lay a huge cable whilst watching YouTube/Tv on your phone
Husband: Honey im going for a bit of cable Tv…
Wife: FFS again!
A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.
Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?
Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.
Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.
A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?
Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."