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When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.
Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.
Amy: "Have you seen that cactus it's so cute!" Lisa: "I know, it's a kawaii cactus!"
Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.
Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.
When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.
Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.
A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.
My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!
me!!!! its just me i just wanted my name in urban dictionary
"Hey, did you see what Cactus the Enby did?''
"No, and why don't you just say Cactus?"
"Definition things."
When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.
"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"