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When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.
Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.
Amy: "Have you seen that cactus it's so cute!" Lisa: "I know, it's a kawaii cactus!"
Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.
Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.
When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.
Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.
A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.
My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!
me!!!! its just me i just wanted my name in urban dictionary
"Hey, did you see what Cactus the Enby did?''
"No, and why don't you just say Cactus?"
"Definition things."
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The most inappropriate cactus ever
Guy:Hey can I see your family cactus?
Girl:Ew no that's so inappropriate!!!
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