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A state in the USA. It's at the edge of the west. The California Gold Rush happened there.
Joanne and her husband decided to migrate to California because the weather was perfect. (true fact!!!)
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A state that everyone loves. But obviously not everyone because I hate it.
I live here, and it has everything I don't want.
The beach, sunshine, dead trees, no greenery.
It's on the West Coast, but so is Washington, and that place is beautiful.
The only good thing about this place is Disneyland and In n Out.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: California
Person 1: Sucks for you.
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Where bitchass faggots live who like to touch women without consent.
Wanna go to California and film a prank video with Fouseytube
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A retarded politically run state. So retarded to recall governor for an actor with NO political experience. Also a state known to pass 'stupid' laws.
Jake: Hey, did you know you can't use out of state driver's license to write personal checks in Kalifornia?
Ted: Yeah, it's so retarded. I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, Washington State and Hawaii...all accept out-of-state drivers license for ID.
Jake: Gosh...can't wait till Kalifornia sinks.
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State situated on the pacific coast of the United States. Home to the Los Angeles Dodgers - sorry guys, you made a BIG mistake movin' from Brooklyn. Home of the substandard human being, namely Crips and Bloods. Also home to many more illiterate airheads - example: Gray Davis, Governor.
In the 60's and 70's, California was the place to be. Nowadays, California wants to vote in health care for illegal aliens. I got a better idea! Let all the surrounding states put good use to those criminals doing nothing in their jail cells and have them pick-ax the state clean off of the mainland. Seems like many Californians agree, since they're all moving to ARIZONA!
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If current trends continue, this area of the South-Western US will become north Mexico by 2027.
(On phone)
Man 1: Are you back from your visit to California?
Man 2:Yeah... I visited some of my extended family.
Man 1:Are they crazy? Didn't they hear the news???
Man 2:What are you talking about?
Man 1:MEXICANS ARE INVADING CALIFORNIA!!!
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Laughing stock. pathetic excuse for a state.
state whose people are dumb enough to want an actor as their governor.
Don't send me to california, i'd rather go to hell.
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