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He is a Ugandan businessman working in the gold mines in Mubende a golden district in Uganda
My name is Kawuma Peter Calvin
Every April 18 is national Calvin day where you wear a suit just because you can
Bro, it's nation Calvin how did you forget your suit National Calvin Day is where you wear suits for no reason
Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”
“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”
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scant portions of chicken as identified by small breasts and skinny legs
Even after an entire plate of Black Bear Diner's Calvin Klein Chicken, I left the restaurant hungry.
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SNOOP DOGG yeahhh his full name is sweet.
duude did you know that snoops doggs name is Cordazer Calvin Broadus Jr.?
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Before Snoop Dogg was Snoop Doggy Dogg, he was Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.
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Calvin M. Woodward High School is a public high school located in the north side of Toledo, Ohio, that was built in 1928. Woodward is part of the Toledo City School District.The Woodward Polar Bears wear blue and white for athletics and chose their nickname because they are located in the north end of Toledo. In 2010, the building that Woodward's neighborhood had called home since 1928 was replaced by a newer facility located on the same property. Woodward has a bad reputation for being ghetto, full of drugs, and violence; but in all honesty is an amazing school with an amazing band, and amazing teachers.
Friend 1: Man I aint goin' to Woodward that shit is fucking crazy I'll get stabbed.
Friend 2: I went there and it's honestly not scary or different from any other high school. I love Calvin M. Woodward Highschool!
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