canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I wasn’t able to park my boat before I canal Danned this weekend.

canaling

When a joint burns unevenly. If not stopped the joint will burn a cavity along the length.

The joint is canaling

birth canal

puttin ur head up a milfs vagy

yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy

ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!