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Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016


Grand Canal

Canal linking northern and southern China

I need to cross the Grand Canal.

by lol im a not troll May 20, 2019


birth canal

puttin ur head up a milfs vagy

yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy

by milfs 101 June 4, 2022


canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023


canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I wasn’t able to park my boat before I canal Danned this weekend.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023


ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

by QuacksO April 15, 2019