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Red pubic hair on a girl.
That red head I picked up last night has a nice candle box.
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to pour hot candle wax on a mans private area. Used as an effective contraceptive. Never to be done. EVER.
Girl: " Hey baby, id love to candle handle you"
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Colloquial word for vagina
"I just love beautiful women, sometimes I have to grab them right in the candle snuffer."
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roman catholics are frequently known as candle burners.
roman catholics believe there is some spiritual benefit in candle burning.
the candle burners actually believe it is part of christianity.
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A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.
Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."
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a john hughes movie, based in the town every other movie by him was, sherman illinois, as made fun of in dogma. the movie sucked but that long duck dong guy was hilarious.
harold: oh go back, that was sixteen candles, i love that movie.
kumar: yep, and the award for gayest thing ever said in this appartment goes to...Harold for saying that he likes sixteen candles
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When a match is inserted into a man's urethra
Dude, I totally just gave Garry a gnarly chode candle when he was passed out
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