card schwipe

Rubbing your hand down in between a woman's legs when your hand is open; like an ATM card in a cash machine.

I gave your girlfriend a card schwipe when she was talking to me at the club.

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queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.

I installed a queef card in the new server.

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Club Card

In the states of California and Oregon, and maybe one or two others, Legal medical marijuana can be purchased from a cannabis club with this card. The card is obtained by a doctor referral, and is a legitimate form of identification.

After I get my Club Card, I will medicate every day.

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Stress Card

The SRESS CARD is a card issued to new Army trainees that they are to keep in their shirt pocket. Any time they feel that the mean Drill Sergeant is pushing them too hard, the trainee takes out the card, and must be given a break to collect themselves.

Four Drill Sergeants are screaming at Private Snookems because he forgot to bring his entrenching tool (again). Snookems is feeling a bit crowded, and can't take all this stress... those Drill Sergeants are just too mean. So he takes out his STRESS CARD and like magic, the pressure goes away.

Too bad he can't use a STESS CARD in combat, though.

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Punk Card

When someone calls you out and dares you to step up, usually in front of a lot of people. If you say no, you just got labeled a punk.

Person 1:Dude, you gonna pick that up?
Person 2: Pick what up?
Person 1: That punk card he just laid down in front of your ass.

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women card

A term used to describe women who are taking advantage of the fact that they are women and therefore the minority who are getting extra benefits than men.

Hillary Clinton is playing "The Women Card."

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dude card

A novelty playing card with an erotic picture of a dude on the back, typically spread eagle with well orchestrated junk presentation. Often given as a gag gift to females but more appropriately hidden in bags/clothing/rooms of dudes for later accidental enjoyment.

Verb form: The act of placing a dude card in someone's gym bag or room. To be "dude carded."

Phil hid a dude card in my gym bag and my mom found it and yelled at me for being gay.

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