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Alternate name for a "Mart Cart," those electric scooters ridden by the elderly, obese or disabled at Walmart.
"Wow, that guy is putting the Meat Cart 500-pound limit to the test right there!"
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When a guy invites his friends over to play Mario cart he wants to get gang banged by all of them.
Hey guys eantvto come over and play mario cart?
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A staple of the Philadelphia college experience. This fine portable establishments are able to create some of the best cusines known to a broke college students. Not matter how broke you are, a chicken over rice for $9 will always seem worth it.
Bartholomew: Man, I'm sure hungry but imma be shitting profusely if I go to the dining hall again.
Jackquavious: Yo just hit the halal carts, that shit is $9 and it'll have you floating.
Bartholomew: Oh yea you right. Thanks for the brilliant suggestion Jackquavious!
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The go-to dab pen cart for an avetard. These carts are deadly asf for an avetard because whenever he hits one, he ends up out like a light. As always, froomie is the plug for these also as he always is for any weed stuff.
I bought a dab pen and froomie told me I could have one of his red sky carts.
It's what an ice cream truck is called in Western Massachusetts
Kid 1: "Hey, is that a ding-dong cart"
Kid 2: "Yup, let's go get a Hoodsie Cup"
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Picking through some possibly tasty morsels and sealed jellies, mayo, mustard, maybe even silverware on an abandoned hotel cart in a good hotel.
We never take condiments like salt, pepper, mustard, ketchup etc on our Vegas trips we just resort to Hotel Cart Diving.
3am, restaurants closed and BEHOLD a Traders Giottos italian sub SEALED and still on ice parked outside suite 666, sweet!
The Goddess wouldn't want all those unopened Jelly Jars to go to waste on a hotel cart, somebody has to eat the Orange Marmalade...DIVE DIVE DIVE!
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You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte
After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte