eat cereal

to put a funnel in someones ass with milk and frootloops and eat the cearal out of the ass till its all gone ( works better with big funnel )

Scott Alexander Stovell eat cereal on tim kerr and tim mulan all day and night

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Cereal Killer

When the milk you pour on your cereal turns out to be sour and you have to dump the cereal out.

Cereal Killer. When the milk you pour on your cereal turns out to be sour and you have to dump the cereal out.

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Cereal Killer

One whom takes pride in or makes thier life revolve around CEREAL. Breakfast of champions! Nothing starts your day off right better than a bowl of peanut butter captain crunch.

I wake up and start my cereal killer routine( watch reruns of adult swim or transformers most the day eating cereal).

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Victory Cereal

A bowl of cereal that is consumed immediately after a trouncing of one's opponents at a game, for the purposes of both celebration and "rubbing it in." Victory Cereal is most effectively eaten with loud chewing and obnoxious slurping noises.

After destroying an inept preschooler at Risk, the Game of World Domination, Rob partook of a large bowl of Victory Cereal, consisting of wholesome 2% milk and delicious Apple Jacks.

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poop cereal

When you swap someone's grape nuts cereal with litterbox cakes and have their drunk and/or high friend consume it.

My friend was a dick so I served him some poop cereal

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cereal water

another way of calling milk when you're really really high

I want cereal water

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cereal prize

sitting with your friends and you decide to play a joke so you take your penis and open the bottom of the cereal box and put your penis in it so when your friends go to grab some cereal they get a surprize.

Dude WTF there is a prize in my cereal WTF the cereal prize

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