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developmentally challenged

Euphemism for retarded.

Stereotypical politically correct teacher : "He's not stupid, he's just developmentally challenged."

by cerobinam September 02, 2018


vertically challenged

A short person

I'm not short i'm vertically challenged

by amypercy April 13, 2020


challenge mode

When someone is doing something and you go up behind them and shake them vigorously while shouting, "CHALLENGE MODE!", causing them to totally screw up what they were doing.

It makes everything so much harder because it's challenge mode.

Katy was doing her homework when David came up and shook her shoulders crazily and shouted, "CHALLENGE MODE!!!!11!1111!!1!!!". Katy's homework was ruined because her pencil went all over the place.

Then Katy pwnd the nubcake.

by bullsunshine November 01, 2009


Superfecta Challenge

The Superfecta Challenge is achieved by hooking up with someone in each of the four grades of high school in the span of a school year.

Tom: Yo, did you hear about Patrick's big weekend?
Mike: Nah, what happened?
Tom: He completed the Superfecta Challenge when he hooked up with that super hot senior

by Hinsdale Central May 09, 2016


ornamentally challenged

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.

Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.

by theglassman March 03, 2014


calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave

You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.

by factsmachine01 June 01, 2010


facially challenged

the politically correct way to describe someone with a face like a warthog

I met a girl from the lonely hearts column last week, no wonder she was in there she was so facially challenged!

by BigBadBurny March 06, 2009