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A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.
Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.
When someone is doing something and you go up behind them and shake them vigorously while shouting, "CHALLENGE MODE!", causing them to totally screw up what they were doing.
It makes everything so much harder because it's challenge mode.
Katy was doing her homework when David came up and shook her shoulders crazily and shouted, "CHALLENGE MODE!!!!11!1111!!1!!!". Katy's homework was ruined because her pencil went all over the place.
Then Katy pwnd the nubcake.
The Superfecta Challenge is achieved by hooking up with someone in each of the four grades of high school in the span of a school year.
Tom: Yo, did you hear about Patrick's big weekend?
Mike: Nah, what happened?
Tom: He completed the Superfecta Challenge when he hooked up with that super hot senior
When somebody doesn't use milk to eat their cereal yet still pours a bowl and uses a spoon.
Cereal challenged
The cereal challenged individual wastes a bowl and spoon when all they need is a handful of cereal.
1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
the politically correct way to describe someone with a face like a warthog
I met a girl from the lonely hearts column last week, no wonder she was in there she was so facially challenged!
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