channel 1

15 minute period in the morning before school starts in which students choose to either sleep or do their homework from the previous night rather than listen to the useless news.

"yo did you do your math homework?"
"no, ill do it during channel 1"

4👍 1👎

snot channel

When you're blowing your nose and the way your hands are positioned channel the snot to your lips.

You may not want to kiss me, babe, my allergies are actin up and I've had a snot channel all day.

4👍 1👎

super channel

the ultimate in the bestestness! nothing better, almost like uber only not.

having sex with jane is the super channel!

4👍 1👎

Reaction Channel

Channels that waste your time watching a standard video but with hundreds of damn pauses and someone’s voice

a reaction channel is a waste of time when you can be watching the actual video

9👍 3👎

Anchor channel

The channel on which you stay while looking for a much better program; applicable to TV, radio, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, why are we watching MadTV?
Guy 2: Shut up, it's the anchor channel while I look for something better... Ooh, Bad Boys 2!
Guy 1: Hellz yeah.

8👍 4👎

Fuse Channel

A Fucking Kick Ass Channel With No Gay Reality, Just Kick Ass Videos.

"OMG Dude, Fuse Is So Much Better Than MTV, No Rap Or Reality Yesssss.

14👍 9👎

family channel

Lifetime Junior for Canadians...a mere example being the following

TV Shows: Most of the daytime shows consists of stuff imported from disney. Most of the newer teen drama usually features women as the protagonist(Lizzie Mcguire, That's so Raven, Life with Derek). Usually, the fellow male supporting character is seen as either greedy, slack off, profiteering and absolute slobs with the occasional redeeming trait to masquerade that it is actually lifetime junior.

Movies: An even uglier example at work, most of the stuff coming from Family is psuedo feminazi stuff coming off them as most of the movies features the same stuff as seen on TV shows, girls being the focus of the storyline, stuff like Wendy Wu: Homecoming warrior, Gotta Kick it Up? Just mere examples.

Family Channel doesnt deserves to be called family anymore, until they provide society with more guy-centric plot, it will be considered Lifetime junior by those who see past the facade of a family oriented TV. It is just a gateway channel to Lifetime.

10👍 5👎