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A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.
Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol
Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol
Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.
Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.
When your girl gets up off you after sex and them pubic hairs are all covered in blood.
After riding me for an hour, I looked down and I saw what looked like a Red Chewbacca
When a womans hoochie goes untaimed, and begins to resemble chewbacca the wookie
So last night I started going down on this girl, and came face to face with chewbacca the hoochie!
I bought some purple chewbacca from tyrone. That shit was whack.
The act when 4 or 5 guys that have let their pubic hair grow for 6 years stand over a girl positioned with her face right underneath the multiple scrotums. The guys then simultaneously shave their pubes, letting them fall onto the lucky girl's face. They then jack off and jizz all over the girls face, making the hair stick, while she screams like Chewbacca. The pubes will ideally stay put until she actually has to shave them off.
Tanner: "Hey Brad, you wanna go to the game with us tonight?"
Brad: "Naw Brah. Me, a couple of friends and my cousin Ralphie are going to go over to Cindy's house and giving her a Chewbacca Bukkake."
Tanner: "That's cool bro. Record that shit."