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Someone who uses their credit card as a sidekick. They feel a bromance with the credit card although they are unable communicate. However, online banking is their mutual understanding. This can often lead the user into trouble which is only exasperated by the stubborn nature of the card.
He is so reliant on that card to get him through, he's a Chewbacca User.
A hairy butthole, typically on a adult male.
Oh Gary, you need to shave that Chewbacca starfish if you wanna get laid.
A type of cannabis named after a starwars character. 10 to 12 % Thc.
A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.
Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
when a man doesn't shave his sack for years and looks like chewbacca's balls
Lisa: oh my god why do you have chewbacca balls??
Dan: what? i just don't shave is all
A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol
Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol
Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.
Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.