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When during sex you fart under the bed sheets, and put your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s head under it and keep it there.
Oh no, he did the holland chimney to me again.
The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
Someone who smokes excessively - cigarettes, cannabis or of the sort
Dude look at that guy from school, he’s always smoking, what a chimney puffer
When you cock slap a woman in the windpipe.
Man 1: "dude why is alyssa so quiet today?"
Man 2: "I gave her a broken chimney"
You have to hold your shit for a week to make it really hard. Instead of you take an ordinary shit, you have to fill it to the girl's pussy. After that, you must pull it out with your mouth or eat it.
- Heey dude why your mouth smells like shit.
- I just gave a hooker a Chimney Cake From Siófok.
When one has someone from behind in doggie position. Then the top mistakingly put their shirt over the noise to cover the smell. But is throttled by the smell that just came from the wind hole you created.
“Man I thought things were all good last night?” “Nah man I couldn’t stay for 5 seconds after smelling that brown Tennessee chimney”
When a girl smokes and then starts giving you head. Making your cock feel likes it’s on fire
Sarah takes a Chop and starts giving Derek Head. Derek is experiencing Chimney Throat