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The Banti-Christ is the ultimate loser, the embodiment of bad chat. May often quote scripture of when he/her used to be cool, but hates it when others do.
Booze-dodging-fun-sponge.
Can suck the banter out of a room at 20 paces.
Makes Jimmy Buffet look like a hero.
"Can you keep it down, I'm listening to Jimmy Buffet". - The Banti-Christ
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1.to rectally or vaginally insert a crucifix in to ones self.
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration
1. Last night Jimmy totally Christ-fucked me.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.
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Found in several different religions, bread is given to those who repent as "the body of christ"
Dear god! The body of christ is a little stale today...
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A carpenter, a complex, caused alot of headache. Oy Vey
Guy at door: Have you found Jesus Christ?
Guy in house: You lost him?
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The passion of the Christ was a kinky boy's delight!
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The only name that has the power to save, to heal, and to bless—the Name that is above all other names that can set people free from evil spirits and bondages and restore broken relationships.
Jesus Christ gives birth to the Christian community—the only one that exists for the sake of non-members—whose aim is to bring in the lost sheep that are “outside” God’s Kingdom.
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A God at Gaming, simply put it; He is the God of Cheese and a God at Gaming.
Bill: Have you heard of Cheesus Christ?
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay
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