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Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...
Chuck Norris From
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-
Lemon Demons
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1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the world down
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Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.
Chuck Norris
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You do not define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines you. bitch.
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You can not define Chuck Norris, he defines you.
Chuck Norris threw the water bottle at Justin Bieber
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1. White Ninja/Cowboy/Actor Guy
2. Someone who throws up all over the drama room at school
1. Damn, Chuck Norris is a pimp
2. James threw up all over the drama room today, so from now on were calling him Chuck Norris.
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The only man in the world who can throw a baby at Mach 12.
He can also eat the sun, and bench press himself with both arms tied behind his back.
He destroyed Asian villages by the dozen, for his morning jog.
Chuck Norris can bench press the sun.
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