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The long and fake finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.
*looks at a picture woman who says that shes suffering because she hasn’t had sex in two days*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here.”
The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.
Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped
The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.
Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"
Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"
Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"
Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"
A black pair of latex gloves with one hard plastic "claw" extending from each digit's tip. Used variously as a kinky sex toy, a method of punishment in bdsm, or merely as a turn on for those who are feline inclined
Jamie drew the Cat's Claws down Steven's back, smiling as she heard him groan in pain.
When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it
I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws
A way to pack a bowl while holding the grinder and bowl in one hand. Using the other to pack.
The grinder keeps falling, I’m going to hold it using the McGaw Claw
Similar to the Mandible Claw used by Mankind of the WWE, but instead, the Vascular Claw is shoved in a sexual orifice, such as in the vagina, or up the butt hole. The Vascular Claw uses the middle & ring fingers.
Ted: Last night while doing doggy with my girl, I gave that bitch the Vascular Claw right up her poop hole.
Mark: No way! That is how I warm my girl up before getting intimate between the sheets with her!