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You already know what this is...it's when you're trying to take a massive dump and the turd bomb reaches the sphincter only to release tiny little bomblets. They usually are responsible for that machine gun poop that splashes your ass. It feels like you're pooping Raisnettes.
Mikey: Man, I must've flown over Hiroshima in my previous life.
Mo: Why would you say that?
Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
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A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.
"Then the cops showed up and it turned into an all-out chinese cluster fuck."
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Pretty much what it says on the tin, generally employed to describe someone who shouldn't even exist, for they are just so lazy.
The extent of your laziness is beyond the allowance of existence, you lazy cluster of atoms!
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When a group of two or more semi trucks are blocking traffic.
I would have been here sooner but I got caught up in a couple of cluster trucks on the interstate.
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The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
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Organized chaos. A state of calamity amidst a sea of normal.
At first it appeared to be Mayhem or alittle chaotic but it was a cluster fung-shway
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