Coach T

A coach that makes you vomit... that coach will probably also be your Zulu teacher and makes you work to much.

Child:Coach do we have PE?

Coach T: no you have a Zulu test.
Child: YOU NEVER TOLD US ABOUT THAT
Coach T: I did, a year ago.

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

Coach Stumon

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.

Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?

Coach dumbass

Coach dumbass is the coach that loves to do shit like bang his head in walls and forget to start the clock for practice. Often sets himself up to be the butt of the joke.

Man coach dumbass is really on one today:

coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

Coach Myers

Supercool baseball coach and teacher that gives you money for water bottles

Coach Myers is awsome

Coach Steve

he's only the best person on Big Mouth, we all love him.

person 1: u watch big mouth?
person 2: hell yeah, coach steve is poggers