Porn on the Cob

Sexually transmitted disease where small pus-filled sacs start growing around your penis in organized rows, making it look like corn on the cob.

Bitches be chewin on my dick like its porn on the cob

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cob crew

a group of girls who tell each other extremely personal details about their lives and go through initiations, most of which are sexually-based. the name originates from an oral sex technique.... use your imagination

dude, she should soooo be in cob crew

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Cob Job

1. When a person, place or thing performs the action, usually under circumstances.
2. Something seasoned sexually.

Example 1.
Betty: Hey, do you want a cob job??
Dale: Heck yeah, I want a cob job!

Example 2.

Adam: Did you add salt to this?
Lisa: No, it's a cob job, you imbecile.

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j-on-the-cob

a GaNgStEr slag name for Jacob

"yo, j-on-the-cob wazz up?"
"nothing much dogg, you?"

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Corn on the cob

Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.

Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!

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cob head

con head is another phrase for you complete muppet or were u born without a brain? they are so stupid they need therepy or special help

you utter cob head look what uve done to my bike!

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Steve Cobs

He is from Inanimate Insanity, but hes not a good guy because he has Mentally Abused Mephone4, one of his creations. Corn dni!!

Person 1 : "Hey Who's Steve Cobs?"
Person 2 : "A Bitch thats a piece of corn."

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