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a company that makes and distributes the SATs, SAT IIs, among other things. known for its tendency to force students and their parents to pay too much for a "standardized" test. works closely with colleges to bleed students and their families' bank accounts dry for their own benefits.
Student 1: Man, College Board is the devil incarnate.
Student 2: Tell me about it. I just bombed my SAT Math II subject test, even though I've taken every math class available up through AP Statistics. So... not only did I not get a good score, but I had to pay for it, and I'll have to pay to cancel it.
Student 1: That sucks.
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There is typically no class on Fridays; therefore, Thursday is your Friday. Begin your weekend, ladies and gentlemen.
Person: My last class is on Thursday and then my weekend begins. Hooray for College Fridays!
Someone who does extracurricular activities or runs for leadership positions for the sole purpose of embellishing his/her college application. His/her disingenuous intent is usually obvious as they have no true passion for their activities. This term derives from the term simp; but instead of pleasing girls, college simps seek to please and gain the favor of colleges.
John: Do you know why Michael is running for class president?
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.
Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.
'Gutho'. An upper school in Wigston, Leicester. Often defined for its lack of results and bad taste chair colours (C Block). If you visit you will be killed in A-block between 11.15-11.30 and possibly be attacked by a group of year 10 chavs hiding behind the PE huts having a fag.
No doubt if you go 'GUTHO' you will go out on a friday night down 'memorial' and drink white ace. Usually getting chased home by Vinny on his bike and having the police in Cox's assembly the next week and hiding your head in shame.
Why is the blue room called the blue room? Why does Keller walk around with his ear piece in? Who is Wendy in 'Wendys'? Are Mrs Refugiato and Hadkiss sisters? Do You slide the window up for the cashier or knock on it? Have you met 'Boss man'? Listened to the same assembly by Cox each year? Have you met the crow? Have you noticed the librarian is horrible? Why do people meet at swimming baths? Does anyone do spanish? Do you like the cheese in the panini's? Noticed how much the gym smells?
We love Gutho and the endless amount of Chavs in matching tracksuits that attend :)!
wigston leicester chav guthlaxton college
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An extreme form of douchebaggery found at the college level observable to older students.
Also know as the "hip" college crowed put through college on their parents dime.
Usually clad in jerseys, backward caps, or spiked hair.
Loud and generally act with no regard to their fellow students, as they have no other other reason for a higher education other then it being the "right" thing to do.
I'm tired of being surrounded by college douchebaggery all day long.
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the most hated part of all highschoolers, takes up tons of time and is basically just a bitch.
Jason, "brooo, wanna chill tonight?"
Thomas, "nah man, gotta finish this college application."
Jason, "oh yeah that, a total bitch"
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An individual who is a school procrastinator, acts really hard to show-off/be cool, makes up stories to impress people about his lifestyle, is overly obnoxious/intolerable at times.
(Example 1)
Friend 1: I miss my girlfriend so bad man!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I haven't had some in a long time!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I'm about to go crazy man! I can't handle this!
Friend 2: YO! Chill man! Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
(Example 2)
Friend 1: Hey guys! we haven't hung out in a long time! SOOO HOW ARE THE LADIIIIES!??
Friend 2: uuh.. i'm talking to this one girl.
Friend 1: YEAAA MY FRIEND IS GETTIN SOME!!
Friend 2: Chill man, your being a COLLEGE BOB again!
(Example 3)
Kevin's mom: So Michael, how's college?
Michael: Not that great. I haven't been studying as much. My GPA is like 2.5.
Kevin's mom: WOAH! that's not good. You have to study more.
Michael: Yea, I'm definitely stepping it up next semester!
(Mom walks away)
Kevin: So what happened man, why you're doing so bad?
Michael: I've been partying so much man!!OMG college is so awesome I LOVE DORMING! I lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to class with hangovers
Kevin: DUDE! who you trying to show off to? Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
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