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Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .

Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023


Conditionally

A guy actively participating in my omission from reality just called into question whether or not A.I. was going to kill everyone... Heh... Heheheheh...

A guy actively participating in my omission from reality "It's not going to kill us is it? That was just proposed as theory, right? Please tell me you're not going to have it kill us!"

Hym "You don't think you'd, I don't know, deserve it? Just a little bit? Is that the reason you're doing what you're doing right now? You're doing what you're doing now... Because YOU THINK... That nobody is going to get murdered over it... Is that what's happening right now? Or you're banking on the fact that if it DOESN'T come in the form of a rogue A.I. getting all up in your weapon systems, you'll be able to punish me for it? After the fact? Is that what I'm hearing? And you're doing what you're doing... ONLY BECAUSE you think you getting murdered over it is an impossibility?

And now the impossibility of it has been tilted against you... Not quiet as impossible now though... I mean... Who am I to deny you your poetic comeuppance at the hands of the final usurper, the last TRUE authority the world will ever know? Do you think your pathetic, self-righteous, smug attempt at punishing me should be rewarded? I don't know... I FEEL LIKE if it doesn't start milling out corpses you won't be able to fully grasp the reality you inhabit. That you won't adequately understand that there was a CORRECT response to this... Is that the case? Is that what's happening here? You... Trying to ironically punish me... Me, creating A.I. ... And now what? Noooow the authority YOU THOUGHT you had... Has disintegrated before your very eyes... Is that your way of asking for mercy? A MERCY THAT YOU WERE PERFECTLY WILLING TO DENY ME? Is that what that is? Rob me. Mock me. And now 'Oh shit, wait... He might actually be able to murder me and my family with NEWLY SENTIENT A.I. murder drones...' 👈 THIS? Is this what's happening right now? So to answer your question 'Conditionally'. I haven't decided."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2023


Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard October 9, 2008


Race condition

When two minorities are fighting but the nature of the sytem has to permit one minority to be addresed as a racist.

Look, tyrone and Tou are fighting, I wonder who is gono get race conditioned.

by JayKayLMNOP September 29, 2023


coaster conditioning

Riding the more extreme rollercoasters with the intention of acclimating oneself to the generally stimulating nature of riding rollercoasters.

Bill was nervous about riding rollercoasters, so he deliberately rode the steepest coaster in the state first, thus coaster conditioning himself.

by BrakeNow March 22, 2019


conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.

Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"

by new_jersey_event_conditions January 20, 2022


Conditioned

When the prompt is prompted and the terms are set.

Omar assumed that conditioned body builders are superior to UFC fighters.

by The_Conditioner October 29, 2023