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Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.
It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.
My laptop wears a pink condom.
He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.
When boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting STD's. Typical use would consist of the latex-ed penis erecting out of the boxer briefs fly trap; appearing as though the boxer briefs themselves have a boner.
"I dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe"
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The little glue or plastic that comes on newly bought pens to preserve it's freshness.
I like to play with the pen condom.
The act of a frat boy poking holes in a strip of condoms ( to show how many women's lives he can ruin ), Then chugging a beer while Nutting into a pineapple
THAT Condom Jockey LAST NIGHT WAS WILD!!
Darlin don't forget your Redneck Condom!
Where is it?
In the second drawer next to the tin foil!
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When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)
Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky
Person 2: whys that
Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me
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The no condom zone is even better than the fuck zone.
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