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When boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting STD's. Typical use would consist of the latex-ed penis erecting out of the boxer briefs fly trap; appearing as though the boxer briefs themselves have a boner.
"I dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe"
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The little glue or plastic that comes on newly bought pens to preserve it's freshness.
I like to play with the pen condom.
The act of a frat boy poking holes in a strip of condoms ( to show how many women's lives he can ruin ), Then chugging a beer while Nutting into a pineapple
THAT Condom Jockey LAST NIGHT WAS WILD!!
Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.
It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.
My laptop wears a pink condom.
He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.
Darlin don't forget your Redneck Condom!
Where is it?
In the second drawer next to the tin foil!
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When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)
Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky
Person 2: whys that
Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me
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The no condom zone is even better than the fuck zone.
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